She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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