That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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