Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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