'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i will never coherently bang her
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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