My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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