you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
God, I missed his penis.
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