called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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