Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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