Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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