He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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