This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
