But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
