Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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