I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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