So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
