I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Randomize
