Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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