he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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