Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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