i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just high enough for therapy.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will