one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
the liver wants what the liver wants
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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