He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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