elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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