I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
