i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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