Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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