did you get engaged???
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
