I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
