You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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