The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The feeling are messing with the penis
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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