omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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