The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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