Kareoke will never be a sober sport
are you so shy because you have an std?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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