what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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