in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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