You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
