I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
