i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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