No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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