on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You almost got us killed.
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no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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