bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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