I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell