i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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