Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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