I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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