I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like abortions should bother me more
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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