Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
her vagine was all disorganized.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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