We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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