"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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