Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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