those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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