Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
wrigley field is MILF paradise
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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