We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
