Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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