Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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