pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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