No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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